Amanda: "I think one of the problems is, you don't often use sarcasm, Jeffrey."

Or maybe I do, and people don't notice.

Last boring gefilte fish remark, promise. Just remembered I went to a Lubavitscher Hassid seder one year and they had home-made gefilte fish. I pigged out it was so good. As different as -- food and non.

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Originally posted by Jeffrey:
Amanda: "I think one of the problems is, you don't often use sarcasm, Jeffrey."

Or maybe I do, and people don't notice.

When you get an Internet "voice" it's impossible to lose it sometimes...Especially (hardest of all) with sarcasm. The rolly-eye smilie is just not subtle enough. There really needs to be one with a slightly raised eyebrow...(No wonder no one bothers to play poker on-line )

Real sarcasm doesn't use emoticons. You've got to figure it out on your own.

Besides, I don't know any emoticons except smilies and frownies. Have you ever seen me use any others?

Ok, I for one, am back on the wagon. My friend (who I have always thought of as "heavier than me" has been on weight watchers since June, and just gave me a pair of pants that are too big for her now. And THEY FIT ME. *sigh*

Jodi 98.5# (attempting 90 by December 1st)

Ok, I finally faced the fact today that my ass is getting pathetically saggy. Particularly disconcerting because I have never had a derriere (fiancee calls me bird-butt) and yet somehow it has managed to become flabby and flat. I *used* to have a tight butt in my younger days thanks to 12 years of ballet but the lessons ended 15 years ago...and any muscle toning I had back then has been disappearing little by little, and quite unnoticed until today.

Anyone butt-toning excercises to recommend?

Elena
http://www.pianofourhands.com

Your post made me laugh, Elena. Years ago I remember seeing Victoria Principal on TV talking about her exercise program. She was describing how she looked behind her one day and was shocked by what she saw. She said, *Who's ass is that?* She couldn't believe she could see her own butt!

I know there's tons of butt-specific exercises, but jogging definitely works it. I could feel it this morning on the treadmill! Lower-body Yoga would probably be good too.

#180

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#180

You gained 100 pounds? Yes! there is still a chance for the rest of us to catch up!!!

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She said, *Who's ass is that?*

That is EXACTLY the thought that crossed my mind!!! LOL!!!

Jogging does makes it tighter but doesn't perk it up (I know I know, I have to start jogging again...). I do need something that will add size to it, on the upper part preferrably!

Elena
http://www.pianofourhands.com

Oops - I think I meant #80.

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#180

I do need something that will add size to it, on the upper part preferrably!

Elena
http://www.pianofourhands.com

Hmm - it if was the late 1800's you could try a bustle!

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Hmm - it if was the late 1800's you could try a bustle!

I so wish they would come back in style! I loved that look!

Elena
http://www.pianofourhands.com

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Originally posted by EHpianist:

I do need something that will add size to it, on the upper part preferrably!

May I suggest the wonderful experience of Motherhood?

Sure, but I hear that shrinks the boobs!

Elena
http://www.duoscarbo.com

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Originally posted by EHpianist:
Sure, but I hear that shrinks the boobs!

Elena
http://www.duoscarbo.com

Here's a way to have the best top & bottom both: first experience motherhood, then see the wizard on Park & 73rd!

Frankc

Is this from personal experience?

Elena
http://www.duoscarbo.com