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posted 14 October 2021 09:35 PM
I just got a text from “Feedex” that states:

“We got your package in storehouse. Click here”.

Do I click on it? hysteric


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posted 14 October 2021 10:37 PMHide Post
You want your computer to get COVID??? Wink
 
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posted 15 October 2021 12:20 AMHide Post
Sounds veery professional.


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posted 15 October 2021 10:15 AMHide Post
Big Grin


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posted 15 October 2021 11:33 AMHide Post
The real FedEx is so shorthanded here in PDX, packages are delayed. Our Chewy order has been sitting in a warehouse here for a week. Good thing it’s not urgent (cat treats, which had been backordered forever).

So it sounds like something they’d want to tell me: We haff your package! You won’t bee getting it veery soon!


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posted 15 October 2021 02:07 PMHide Post
Big Grin

You vant zee treets? It is to laff....
 
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posted 16 October 2021 12:21 AMHide Post
In Portland, FedEx does not deliver to you, you deliver to FedEx.
 
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posted 16 October 2021 12:52 AMHide Post
Amazon..OMG..

We are in a large old mill complex...We have a "Where's Waldo" sort of thang to find where they have left our packages in the complex...

We expect it is due to time constraints on drivers... Blink


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posted 16 October 2021 07:46 AMHide Post
Only if you are hungry

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posted 16 October 2021 12:03 PMHide Post
Fedex sent notice that a package (banjo) will be delivered today.
It is one day late so far. Tracking showed it spent a few days in Olive Branch, Mississippi. Maybe it simply was not scanned.
If it is only one day late I will consider myself lucky.


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posted 16 October 2021 12:18 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by CHAS:
Fedex sent notice that a package (banjo) will be delivered today.
It is one day late so far. Tracking showed it spent a few days in Olive Branch, Mississippi. Maybe it simply was not scanned.
If it is only one day late I will consider myself lucky.


And if it’s more than a day late, your neighbors will consider themselves lucky?
 
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posted 16 October 2021 12:33 PMHide Post
No doubt.

ROTFLMAO


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posted 16 October 2021 12:35 PMHide Post
The wife of a neighbor tried to buy him a Rolex for his 70th birthday.
They are gone. Could be years before many are available.
Get your orders in now.

Hope this has not upset anyone too much.


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posted 16 October 2021 02:20 PMHide Post
We won the $5 million dollar Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes, including a new Mercedes.

They didn't come to the house. They just left a voicemail.

Woot


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posted 16 October 2021 05:55 PMHide Post
I got another one.

“Click to reading it”


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