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Ignored post by Piano*Dad posted 14 October 2021 10:37 PM

RealPlayer

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posted 15 October 2021 12:20 AM

Sounds veery professional.

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Ignored post by RealPlayer posted 15 October 2021 12:20 AM

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posted 15 October 2021 10:15 AM

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Ignored post by CHAS posted 15 October 2021 10:15 AM

AdagioM

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posted 15 October 2021 11:33 AM

The real FedEx is so shorthanded here in PDX, packages are delayed. Our Chewy order has been sitting in a warehouse here for a week. Good thing it’s not urgent (cat treats, which had been backordered forever).

So it sounds like something they’d want to tell me: We haff your package! You won’t bee getting it veery soon!

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Ignored post by AdagioM posted 15 October 2021 11:33 AM

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posted 15 October 2021 02:07 PM

You vant zee treets? It is to laff....

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Ignored post by Nina posted 15 October 2021 02:07 PM

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posted 16 October 2021 12:21 AM

In Portland, FedEx does not deliver to you, you deliver to FedEx.

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Ignored post by QuirtEvans posted 16 October 2021 12:21 AM

BeeLady

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posted 16 October 2021 12:52 AM

Amazon..OMG..

We are in a large old mill complex...We have a "Where's Waldo" sort of thang to find where they have left our packages in the complex...

We expect it is due to time constraints on drivers...

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Ignored post by BeeLady posted 16 October 2021 12:52 AM

Jack Frost

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posted 16 October 2021 07:46 AM

Only if you are hungry

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Ignored post by Jack Frost posted 16 October 2021 07:46 AM

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posted 16 October 2021 12:03 PM

Fedex sent notice that a package (banjo) will be delivered today.
It is one day late so far. Tracking showed it spent a few days in Olive Branch, Mississippi. Maybe it simply was not scanned.
If it is only one day late I will consider myself lucky.

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Ignored post by CHAS posted 16 October 2021 12:03 PM

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posted 16 October 2021 12:18 PM

quote:
Originally posted by CHAS:
Fedex sent notice that a package (banjo) will be delivered today.
It is one day late so far. Tracking showed it spent a few days in Olive Branch, Mississippi. Maybe it simply was not scanned.
If it is only one day late I will consider myself lucky.

And if it’s more than a day late, your neighbors will consider themselves lucky?

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Ignored post by Doug posted 16 October 2021 12:18 PM

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posted 16 October 2021 12:33 PM

No doubt.

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Ignored post by CHAS posted 16 October 2021 12:33 PM

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posted 16 October 2021 12:35 PM

The wife of a neighbor tried to buy him a Rolex for his 70th birthday.
They are gone. Could be years before many are available.
Get your orders in now.

Hope this has not upset anyone too much.

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Ignored post by CHAS posted 16 October 2021 12:35 PM

wtg

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posted 16 October 2021 02:20 PM

We won the $5 million dollar Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes, including a new Mercedes.

They didn't come to the house. They just left a voicemail.

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Ignored post by wtg posted 16 October 2021 02:20 PM

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posted 16 October 2021 05:55 PM

I got another one.

“Click to reading it”

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Ignored post by Steve Miller posted 16 October 2021 05:55 PM