“Feedex”

14 October 2021, 09:35 PM

Steve Miller

“Feedex”

I just got a text from “Feedex” that states:

“We got your package in storehouse. Click here”.

Do I click on it?

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Life is short. Play with your dog.

14 October 2021, 10:37 PM

Piano*Dad

You want your computer to get COVID???

15 October 2021, 12:20 AM

RealPlayer

Sounds veery professional.

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15 October 2021, 10:15 AM

CHAS

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Several people have eaten my cooking and survived.

15 October 2021, 11:33 AM

AdagioM

The real FedEx is so shorthanded here in PDX, packages are delayed. Our Chewy order has been sitting in a warehouse here for a week. Good thing it’s not urgent (cat treats, which had been backordered forever).

So it sounds like something they’d want to tell me: We haff your package! You won’t bee getting it veery soon!

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15 October 2021, 02:07 PM

Nina

You vant zee treets? It is to laff....

16 October 2021, 12:21 AM

QuirtEvans

In Portland, FedEx does not deliver to you, you deliver to FedEx.

16 October 2021, 12:52 AM

BeeLady

Amazon..OMG..

We are in a large old mill complex...We have a "Where's Waldo" sort of thang to find where they have left our packages in the complex...

We expect it is due to time constraints on drivers...

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16 October 2021, 07:46 AM

Jack Frost

Only if you are hungry

J

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16 October 2021, 12:03 PM

CHAS

Fedex sent notice that a package (banjo) will be delivered today.
It is one day late so far. Tracking showed it spent a few days in Olive Branch, Mississippi. Maybe it simply was not scanned.
If it is only one day late I will consider myself lucky.

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Several people have eaten my cooking and survived.

16 October 2021, 12:18 PM

Doug

quote:
Originally posted by CHAS:
Fedex sent notice that a package (banjo) will be delivered today.
It is one day late so far. Tracking showed it spent a few days in Olive Branch, Mississippi. Maybe it simply was not scanned.
If it is only one day late I will consider myself lucky.

And if it’s more than a day late, your neighbors will consider themselves lucky?

16 October 2021, 12:33 PM

CHAS

No doubt.

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Several people have eaten my cooking and survived.

16 October 2021, 12:35 PM

CHAS

The wife of a neighbor tried to buy him a Rolex for his 70th birthday.
They are gone. Could be years before many are available.
Get your orders in now.

Hope this has not upset anyone too much.

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Several people have eaten my cooking and survived.

16 October 2021, 02:20 PM

wtg

We won the $5 million dollar Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes, including a new Mercedes.

They didn't come to the house. They just left a voicemail.

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16 October 2021, 05:55 PM

Steve Miller

I got another one.

“Click to reading it”

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