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Doug
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posted 07 October 2022 04:23 PM
Haven’t we all!
 
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posted 07 October 2022 05:09 PMHide Post
“Is that a python in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”


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Steve Miller
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posted 07 October 2022 05:58 PMHide Post
One, maybe.

But three? Eeker


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posted 07 October 2022 06:56 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Steve Miller:
One, maybe.

But three? Eeker


To paraphrase Shel Silverstein, “maybe it just SEEMS like three.”
 
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Daniel
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posted 07 October 2022 07:36 PMHide Post
Wow.
 
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Steve Miller
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posted 07 October 2022 09:16 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Doug:
quote:
Originally posted by Steve Miller:
One, maybe.

But three? Eeker


To paraphrase Shel Silverstein, “maybe it just SEEMS like three.”


Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin


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posted 08 October 2022 12:36 PMHide Post
Long ago, sailor's pants had two rows of buttons up the front.
They would unbutton one side at a time exposing themselves on each side and claim they had two.
But three? Maybe in my younger days.


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posted 08 October 2022 02:40 PMHide Post
Nothing brings forth sophisticated humor from a group of men more than a news article titled “trouser snakes.”
 
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posted 08 October 2022 03:08 PMHide Post
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Originally posted by Doug:
Nothing brings forth sophisticated humor from a group of men more than a news article titled “trouser snakes.”


No doubt there exists a dissertation on that very topic.


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