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jon-nyc
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posted 03 September 2019 08:19 AMHide Post
The limerick form is complex
Its contents run chiefly to sex
It burgeons with virgins
And masculine urgins
And swarms with erotic effects.


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If you think looting is bad wait until I tell you about civil forfeiture.

 
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jon-nyc
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posted 03 September 2019 08:21 AMHide Post
A mortician who practised in Fife
Made love to the corpse of his wife.
"How could I know, Judge?
She was cold, did not budge--
Just the same as she'd acted in life."


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If you think looting is bad wait until I tell you about civil forfeiture.

 
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AdagioM
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posted 03 September 2019 08:34 PMHide Post
Impressive, Jon.


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Matt G.
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posted 03 September 2019 10:05 PMHide Post
Thanks for all the entries. Our judge will deliberate overnight and reach a verdict tomorrow!


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Matt G.
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posted 05 September 2019 06:46 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by big al:
There was a young miss from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not round, firm, and pink
As you probably think
But gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

Our judge has declared this one the winner!

Congratulations, big al!

Send me your picture choice via PM.


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Piano*Dad
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posted 05 September 2019 01:25 PMHide Post
That's what Jon gets for trying to stuff the ballot box ... Ole
 
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big al
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posted 10 September 2019 10:12 AMHide Post
Thanks for the honor.

I just returned from an extended road trip last night. I'll send a picture to Matt from that trip soon. I'll also post a Decorator of the Month topic for October.

Big Al


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Money seems to buy the most happiness when you give it away.

Why does everything have to be so complicated, all in the name of convenience. -ShiroKuro

A lifetime of experience will change a person. If it doesn't, then you're already dead inside. -MarkJ

 
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