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Originally posted by Doug:

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Originally posted by QuirtEvans:
Or, ask whether they have any tips on the right way to do sexual harassment.

I did ask myself, how the heck am I supposed to harass anybody when there’s not another employee within 400 miles of me? Like almost everything else I thought during this session, I kept it to myself…

I’m sure it’s possible to harass via Zoom!

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Originally posted by AdagioM:

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Originally posted by Doug:

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Originally posted by QuirtEvans:
Or, ask whether they have any tips on the right way to do sexual harassment.

I did ask myself, how the heck am I supposed to harass anybody when there’s not another employee within 400 miles of me? Like almost everything else I thought during this session, I kept it to myself…

I’m sure it’s possible to harass via Zoom!

I will take that as a challenge!

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Originally posted by Doug:

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Originally posted by jon-nyc:

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So, since I’m still here, I will be attending the annual sexual-harassment training via zoom tomorrow.

I have an idea that might speed up their decision making process…

Pro tip: At the beginning of the session, ask if ‘harass’ is one word or two.

You’ll be out by lunchtime.

Chances of me not stealing this line, and passing it off as my own at some later date = zero.

Flattery in its sincerest form.

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Originally posted by Doug:

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Originally posted by AdagioM:

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Originally posted by Doug:

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Originally posted by QuirtEvans:
Or, ask whether they have any tips on the right way to do sexual harassment.

I did ask myself, how the heck am I supposed to harass anybody when there’s not another employee within 400 miles of me? Like almost everything else I thought during this session, I kept it to myself…

I’m sure it’s possible to harass via Zoom!

I will take that as a challenge!

I think the verb form is "toobin'".

[ETA] Never mind... I already used that joke.

And… Now 11 months have passed. They’ve gotten turned down on a couple of offers they made to possible replacements for me. Then they put the whole process on hold for a while because you can’t hire a CFO who is worth a damn between December and March.

If any of you would like to be a chief financial officer of a bank, send me your resume. I’m just a few weeks away from giving these folks a deadline to hire somebody.