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Has Achieved Nirvana |
“Nice hat, Kluurs!”
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“So Ms Sphinx, will that be the trivalent or quadravalent vaccine this year?”
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“I think Mark needs a hobby. I’m worried about that boy.”
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Minor Deity |
“My childhood dream was to become a securities regulator.” | |||
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| Minor Deity |
“Sorry, Doug, without an ID no one’s going to believe you’re old enough for a senior discount.” | |||
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| Minor Deity |
“I love Robocalls!” | |||
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| Minor Deity |
I think we need to clarify that this thread is things that no one has said other than sarcastically.... | |||
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Has Achieved Nirvana |
Funnily enough, depending on how you define childhood, that wasn't true. The essay on the Wharton application asked, if we accept you, where do you see yourself in five years? In ten years? What are your long-term plans? Lacking anything even approximating a long-term plan, I told them I wanted to be chairman of the SEC. | |||
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| Minor Deity |
Sorry if you were offended. I was trying to offend Markb... | |||
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| Has Achieved Nirvana |
“Harvard is the Duke of the North”.
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| Minor Deity |
“There has never been a finer singer, in either the classical or popular music world, than Sonny Bono”. | |||
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| Has Achieved Nirvana |
“I think that ice cream passed its expiration date”.
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| Has Achieved Nirvana |
I wasn't offended, but it was wrong. If, however, the title of the thread had been "The 'things no normal person ever said' thread" ... | |||
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Has Achieved Nirvana |
This thread is hilarious. (Seriously). 
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