The “things no one ever said” thread.

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31 May 2019, 07:15 PM

jon-nyc

The “things no one ever said” thread.

“Nice hat, Kluurs!”

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31 May 2019, 07:17 PM

jon-nyc

“So Ms Sphinx, will that be the trivalent or quadravalent vaccine this year?”

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If you think looting is bad wait until I tell you about civil forfeiture.

31 May 2019, 07:18 PM

jon-nyc

“I think Mark needs a hobby. I’m worried about that boy.”

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If you think looting is bad wait until I tell you about civil forfeiture.

31 May 2019, 07:38 PM

Doug

“My childhood dream was to become a securities regulator.”

31 May 2019, 07:41 PM

Doug

“Sorry, Doug, without an ID no one’s going to believe you’re old enough for a senior discount.”

31 May 2019, 07:45 PM

Doug

“I love Robocalls!”

31 May 2019, 07:46 PM

Doug

quote:
Originally posted by jon-nyc:
“Nice hat, Kluurs!”

I think we need to clarify that this thread is things that no one has said other than sarcastically....

31 May 2019, 08:15 PM

QuirtEvans

quote:
Originally posted by Doug:
“My childhood dream was to become a securities regulator.”

Funnily enough, depending on how you define childhood, that wasn't true.

The essay on the Wharton application asked, if we accept you, where do you see yourself in five years? In ten years? What are your long-term plans?

Lacking anything even approximating a long-term plan, I told them I wanted to be chairman of the SEC.

31 May 2019, 08:23 PM

Doug

quote:
Originally posted by QuirtEvans:
quote:
Originally posted by Doug:
“My childhood dream was to become a securities regulator.”

Funnily enough, depending on how you define childhood, that wasn't true.

The essay on the Wharton application asked, if we accept you, where do you see yourself in five years? In ten years? What are your long-term plans?

Lacking anything even approximating a long-term plan, I told them I wanted to be chairman of the SEC.

Sorry if you were offended. I was trying to offend Markb...

31 May 2019, 08:25 PM

jon-nyc

“Harvard is the Duke of the North”.

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If you think looting is bad wait until I tell you about civil forfeiture.

31 May 2019, 08:32 PM

Doug

“There has never been a finer singer, in either the classical or popular music world, than Sonny Bono”.

31 May 2019, 08:37 PM

jon-nyc

“I think that ice cream passed its expiration date”.

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If you think looting is bad wait until I tell you about civil forfeiture.

31 May 2019, 08:56 PM

QuirtEvans

quote:
Originally posted by Doug:
quote:
Originally posted by QuirtEvans:
quote:
Originally posted by Doug:
“My childhood dream was to become a securities regulator.”

Funnily enough, depending on how you define childhood, that wasn't true.

The essay on the Wharton application asked, if we accept you, where do you see yourself in five years? In ten years? What are your long-term plans?

Lacking anything even approximating a long-term plan, I told them I wanted to be chairman of the SEC.

Sorry if you were offended. I was trying to offend Markb...

I wasn't offended, but it was wrong.

If, however, the title of the thread had been "The 'things no normal person ever said' thread" ...