If You Won the Lottery?

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At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replied, "I'd take half, and then leave you."

"Great, “he said. "I won $12 yesterday. Here's $6. Stay in touch."

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Heh.

I heard one years ago... Guy comes home and is bouncing off the walls. His wife greets him and he says, "pack your bags, I just won the lottery!"

She asks, "should I pack for warm weather or cold?"

He says, "pack it ALL... you're out of here."

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Lol

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