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Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Tuesday that he had “no idea” who locked Jared Kushner in a White House bathroom.

Fielding a question at the daily briefing by the Coronavirus Task Force, the esteemed virologist said that it was most likely “a regrettable accident” that resulted in Donald J. Trump’s son-in-law being trapped in the bathroom for nine hours.

“Doors get locked by mistake all the time," Fauci said.


https://www.newyorker.com/humo...75498b0d3_popular4-1

More Borowitz:

https://www.newyorker.com/contributors/andy-borowitz


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ROTFLMAO


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That is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a week! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

Next up, Fauci gives Jared a Melvin on national television. hysteric


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And he had no cell phone on him to call for help?

ANd no one else had to go?

And no one missed him for 9 hrs?

All too funny!


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Funny indeed but it is a parody column, guys.


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Originally posted by jon-nyc:
Funny indeed but it is a parody column, guys.


Rats!


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