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Awake in the Night

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26 June 2022, 11:04 PM
CHAS
Awake in the Night
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."


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Several people have eaten my cooking and survived.

27 June 2022, 06:40 AM
jon-nyc
ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO


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If you think looting is bad wait until I tell you about civil forfeiture.

27 June 2022, 10:04 AM
Steve Miller
Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin


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Life is short. Play with your dog.

27 June 2022, 01:02 PM
markj
Big Grin
27 June 2022, 11:39 PM
Daniel
Ouch.