So, I’m in the dentist office for a much delayed cleaning this morning. The cute hygienist (Female, I’m pretty sure, although dressed like Darth Vader in a hazmat suit), brushed up against my shoulder with her forearm multiple times.

I’m a little out of date, but that’s what we call “third base”, isn’t it?

Oh, and what the heck possessed you to even open a thread with this title?

I let the pharmacist giving me my second shingles vaccine dose yesterday touched my arm also. I hope I don’t get the reputation of being too easy…

Yes, since you asked, there are pluses and minuses to living by yourself during a pandemic…

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Originally posted by Doug:
Oh, and what the heck possessed you to even open a thread with this title?

I figured it wouldn’t take long to read.

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Originally posted by Doug:
Yes, since you asked, there are pluses and minuses to living by yourself during a pandemic…

A plus being I’m living with someone I like to talk to apparently…

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Originally posted by Steve Miller:

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Originally posted by Doug:
Oh, and what the heck possessed you to even open a thread with this title?

I figured it wouldn’t take long to read.

Good point....

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Originally posted by Doug:
Oh, and what the heck possessed you to even open a thread with this title?

I thought Giuliani may have hacked your WTF account and I was doing a public service by investigating.

Thanks for the snorts, Doug, to borrow a Jodyism.

I wish my solipsistic conversation were as witty as yours, speaking as another singleton.
Might make my isolation more enjoyable.

(Supposed to represent talking to myself.)

Thread of the day....