29 October 2019, 10:13 AM
CHASThe 12 Commandments of Growing Old
The 12 commandments of growing old...
#1 - Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice.
#2 - Consider "in style" to be the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management, you just need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
#6 - These days, "on time" is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age look so much older than you.
#10 - You thought growing old would take a lot longer.
#11 - Aging sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
And one more:
So you know you're growing old when "one for the road" means taking a pee before you leave.
29 October 2019, 11:02 AM
jodi29 October 2019, 11:13 AM
Ninaquote:
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
And yes to "one for the road"
31 October 2019, 05:32 AM
Daniel#10
31 October 2019, 03:35 PM
LLI love them!
31 October 2019, 03:44 PM
wtg