ROMANCE


Barb was lying in bed one night.s
Art was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get
back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me”..

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and
settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..."

Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" Barb asked.

"To get my teeth”

SENIOR DRIVING

As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"Vernon, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong
way on I-25. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Vernon, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them.

These are hilarious!