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| Techno-Stud Minor Deity  |
There's enough negativity in the world! How about you submit your favorite 'naughty' limerick? Be as ribald as you wish. The winner will be the limerick I find most amusing, based on whether or not my husband thinks it's even remotely humorous.
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| Techno-Stud Minor Deity |
Also, to be fair, submissions need not be original. However, if any are duplicated, the first person to post it will receive credit.
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Foregoing Vacation to Post |
There was once an old bastard named Mitch Who gave up on the old bait and switch Instead he says no When told to do so By that wily arshole Vladimirovich | |||
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| Foregoing Vacation to Post |
I have a sad job that's to translate All of Trump's tweets - even if late In all of the years he has tweeted Only one translation's been needed "LOOK AT ME!" (insaneness incarnate) | |||
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Has Achieved Nirvana |
Good ones, Dan!  I'm waiting for jon to unleash his inner limerick writer...
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| knitterati Beatification Candidate  |
I only remember one limerick, and it involves some dude in Nantucket.  Which I will not be quoting here. I’ll try to find something else...
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| "I've got morons on my team." Mitt Romney Minor Deity  |
I teach at a college named Mary Where classes are nasty and scary A student named Trump Who loafed like a lump In our halls he would not long have tarried. | |||
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Beatification Candidate |
There was a young miss from Madras Who had a magnificent ass Not round, firm, and pink As you probably think But gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
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Has Achieved Nirvana |
There was a woman named lucille who tried a dinomyte stick for a thrill they found her vagina in North Carolina and bits of her tits in Brazil.
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| Has Achieved Nirvana |
When the holy ghost came, say traditions, Mary acted without inhibitions. She had God on her side, And then had him astride, And in several other positions.
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| Has Achieved Nirvana |
There once was a lady-boy trucker through agents you could always book her, when she took off her frock you were in for a shock but you've paid so might as well **** her!
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| Has Achieved Nirvana |
There was a young girl of Cape Cod, Who thought babies were fashioned by God, But it was not the Almighty, Who lifted her nightie, It was Roger the lodger, that sod!
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| Has Achieved Nirvana |
There once was a man from Racine Who was an amazing ******* machine Both concave and convex He could **** either sex and jerk himself off inbetween
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| Has Achieved Nirvana |
There once was a Scott named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious diameter 'Twas not his size That caused such suprise 'Twas his rhythm - iambic pentameter
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| Has Achieved Nirvana |
There once was a man from Iraq Who had holes down the length of his **** When he got an erection It'd play a selection From Johann Sebastian Bach
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