This can't possibly be about chicken sandwiches. What's the guy trying to do? Or is he just batsh!t crazy?
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A Chattanooga man is suing fast-food chain Popeyes for running out of its popular chicken sandwiches.
Craig Barr's suit accuses the company of false advertising, deceptive business practices and causing him to waste "countless time driving" to and from local chains to find the sandwich.
Barr, of East Ridge, also claims he was hustled out of $25 by a man who posted a Craigslist ad claiming he could get sandwiches a restaurant was hiding in the back, suffered rim and tire damage while driving from location to location, and was humiliated when his friends laughed at him.
"I can't get happy; I have this sandwich on my mind. I can't think straight," he told the Times Free Press on Thursday. "It just consumes you."
This brings me back to my soon to be patented Dumbass Doctrine. All suits of this ilk should be run by a jury of sorts. If the majority of them respond with something akin to 'Dumbass! What did you do THAT for?!?!', the suit is dismissed.
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Originally posted by Mikhailoh: This brings me back to my soon to be patented Dumbass Doctrine. All suits of this ilk should be run by a jury of sorts. If the majority of them respond with something akin to 'Dumbass! What did you do THAT for?!?!', the suit is dismissed.
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