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The Florida Man Challenge: Google Florida Man followed by your birthday and see what yours did. Mine wasn’t that bad: “Florida man gives brutally thorough answer to whether or not he's worried about Hurricane Irma”
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Rachel’s is ‘Florida Man catches python measuring 17ft, 5in. The boy get ‘Florida Man arrested for mid-flight battery against flight attendant’
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My sis: ‘Florida Man’s own dashboard camera lands him in jail’ She lives in Florida, by the way.
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Does This Avatar Make My Butt Look Big? Minor Deity |
My mom: Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist | |||
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My dad: Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell | |||
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My buddy’s guy shot a Facebook friend in the ass after a political argument.
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FL man drives motorcycle with feet on freeway
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Hmm..I am always suspicious of these sort of memes.. You just revealed your IP and your birthday to the internet data gathering world (Google, Microsoft...depending on the platform you use) From one who works for a data gathering company just sayin'.
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For a date close to my birthday: A naked man, who was arrested in Ocala, Florida urinated on a deputy's personal vehicle and punched and kicked a separate deputy's patrol car, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office
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"Florida man arrested for threatening to bomb mosque"
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What is it with Florida, BTW?
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Also these creative uses for 9-1-1: Emma Lee Powell, 32, of Riviera Beach, apparently hadn’t fully figured out how the Uber ridesharing app works. According to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office, Powell misused the 911 emergency system in November when she called police to ask them to help her “arrange an Uber ride.” Then, once inside the driver’s car, the called 911 again to ask for water. That’s when officers had had enough. Sometimes you just want a cold one. Most people of legal age head to a bar or the liquor store. But Jennifer Sue Sunday, kind of like our Uber rider in Palm Beach (see above), considered her desire for alcohol important enough to call 911. Twice. In about a four-hour span. According to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office, the St. Petersburg resident phoned once at around noon, then again at around 4, saying she had a “medical issue.” When paramedics arrived after the second call, Sunday was visibly intoxicated, and told the EMT crew she “needed beer.”
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It's sort of true, and I am one who regularly lectures FB friends who share the name quizzes on FB, as those are third party data collection apps. I went ahead anyway because Google already has my birthday.
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You can do what I did, which is to enter a bogus birthday. Helps confuse the data gathering people.
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Does This Avatar Make My Butt Look Big? Minor Deity |
Not if you use a fake birthday, like I did! | |||
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