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| Humor?
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"A mob is a place where people go to get away from their conscience" Atticus Finch
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Beatification Candidate
| A limerick packs laughs anatomical In space that is quite economical But the good ones we've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical Big Al
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Money seems to buy the most happiness when you give it away.
Why does everything have to be so complicated, all in the name of convenience. -ShiroKuro
A lifetime of experience will change a person. If it doesn't, then you're already dead inside. -MarkJ
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| If it makes you laugh or chuckle. Isn’t that the point?
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Be calm, be brave, it'll be okay.
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Has Achieved Nirvana
| Big Al, Thanks for your limerick In the early fall the jokes go back to Valdosta, Georgia to be reworked. They are then recirculated at Chrismastime.
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Several people have eaten my cooking and survived.
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Has Achieved Nirvana
| The only clean limerick I know: There once was a silly old granny Who pulled a stunt rather uncanny She sat on a chair When her false teeth were there And bit herself right in the fanny
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pj, citizen-poster, unless specifically noted otherwise.
mod-in-training.
pj@ermosworld∙com
All types of erorrs fixed while you wait.
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| My fave limerick (which I have probably posted here before): There was an old man of Khartoum Who kept two ugly sheep in a room. “They remind me” he said, “Of two friends who are dead, But I cannot remember of whom.”
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“It's hard to win an argument with a smart person. It's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person." -- Bill Murray
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| Wrote this masterpiece myself In Milwaukee a young man named Dahomey Was a gay blade, a handsome charmer For a midnight snack His boyfriends he’d hack At bedtime they should have worn armor.
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Several people have eaten my cooking and survived.
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| Dahmer dammit! !
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Several people have eaten my cooking and survived.
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| | | Posts: 25850 | Location: Still living at 9000 feet in the High Rockies of Colorado | Registered: 20 April 2005 |
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| quote: Originally posted by CHAS:
Dahmer dammit!
 Now it makes sense!
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“It's hard to win an argument with a smart person. It's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person." -- Bill Murray
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| This limerick came my way today... There was a Young Lady of Niger, Who smiled as she rode on a tiger; They came back from the ride With the lady inside, And the smile on the face of the tiger. Big Al
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Money seems to buy the most happiness when you give it away.
Why does everything have to be so complicated, all in the name of convenience. -ShiroKuro
A lifetime of experience will change a person. If it doesn't, then you're already dead inside. -MarkJ
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