AHAHAHAHAH!

For those unaware, Novak Djokovic is the number one tennis player in the world, who has won the Australian Open nine times.

He is also a huge tool and vaccine resister.

Australia requires every person who wants to set foot on their soil to be vaxed. Djokovic figured he could blow off the rules because he is rich and famous. His plan was to seek a medical exemption, based on either proof of recovery from Covid within six months, or certain medical conditions like an enlarged heart. Apparently, Djokovic had neither. There are some reports that he submitted documents with someone else's name on them, but I dont know if that is true.

Well, Australia doesn't play games. They detained him at the airport with two cops guarding the door and they just put his entitled ass back on a plane.

This means he loses his shot to win a few million dollars and secure his place as the greatest tennis player who ever lived, had he been able to win.

Buh bye, Novak. Maybe you can get the shot at CVS.

I rename him Djoker!

Djoker was shown the door

Sky News Australia is not amused! Lol.

As it turns out . . .

Australia found another player and an official who entered the country unvaxxed. They have been deported.

Djokovic is holed up in an immigration detention hotel. His appeal will be on Monday.

His petition to be moved to a nicer hotel with a tennis court was denied.

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His petition to be moved to a nicer hotel with a tennis court was denied.

Aw jeez, poor baby.

Oh, it is quite a saga. His family would like to speak to the manager.

His mommy says he can’t sleep and his room is dirty.

His brother says he is not allowed to keep his wallet and luggage in detention.

And his dad has compared him to Jesus.

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Oh, it is quite a saga. His family would like to speak to the manager.

His mommy says he can’t sleep and his room is dirty.

His brother says he is not allowed to keep his wallet and luggage in detention.

And his dad has compared him to Jesus.

Cindy, OMG that's hysterical!

There's more.

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“They are keeping him in captivity. They are stomping all over Novak to stomp all over Serbia and the Serbian people,” his father Srdjan added, who also told local media his son was “the Spartacus of the new world”.

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“the Spartacus of the new world”.

There is a Free Novak” vigil being held outside this detention facility, where he has to spend three days.

Right alongside the vigil for other detainees, one of whom has been held for nine years.

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"They are stomping all over Novak to stomp all over Serbia and the Serbian people,” his father Srdjan added, who also told local media his son was “the Spartacus of the new world”.

A national chip-on-the-shoulder complex ...