A piece of matzo, a schmear of tomato paste, sliced mushrooms and olives, topped with cheese. Pop it in the microwave until the cheese melts. Matzu Pizzu.

A piece of matzo, some jalapeños, a pile of cheddar cheese. Pop it in the microwave until the cheese melts.
Matchos.


You got any?

Chopped liver

Matzu Pizzu? High in the Andes?

I just saw a picture of the lasagna that a friend made using matzoh instead of noodles. Everything the same as making regular lasagna, but matzoh. It looked delicious. And she said it *was* delicious!

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Originally posted by AdagioM:
I just saw a picture of the lasagna that a friend made using matzoh instead of noodles. Everything the same as making regular lasagna, but matzoh. It looked delicious. And she said it *was* delicious!

Matzange!

Imagine my disappointment when I found out there’s no Brie in matzo brie.

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Originally posted by pianojuggler:
Imagine my disappointment when I found out there’s no Brie in matzo brie.

How did you drown your sorrows?

I’ll be the one sitting in the corner with a bottle of Manischewitz and a straw. If anyone sees Elijah, send him over for a swig.

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Originally posted by AdagioM:
I just saw a picture of the lasagna that a friend made using matzoh instead of noodles. Everything the same as making regular lasagna, but matzoh. It looked delicious. And she said it *was* delicious!

Interesting. I would have thought the matzoh would get all soggy.

Nothing permeates matzoh.

And to answer the original question, egg salad on a matzoh.

This spring, I am thinking of Markb, the only Jewish guy I knew who absolutely could not stand matzo.

I'm certainly thinking of markb z"l too, though I didn't know about his matzah phobia. (I thought most people disliked matzah - hence it's called "the bread of affliction")

My family's been having a special, unusual problem with matzah this year. My younger son adores matzah, as it turns out and it's just one of those things for him, where having just a bit leads him to over-indulge.

Unfortunately, he's recently been diagnosed with diabetes II and has thus been forbidden from carbs, especially matzah because of its addictive effect on him. (He knows exactly what effects his glucose level because he wears a 24/7 glucose monitor. After matzah, his glucose soars.)

It was tense this year when we celebrated our Seder (sadly, again by Zoom). I thought I had the perfect solution - to buy a single box and toss all the contents down his disposal, so as not to be tempted to more of what is for him a forbidden fruit.

He refused strongly, because it seems lately (based on much testing) he really can't expose himself at all. (All of us avoid carbs for various sensitivities but none as stringently as him). When we all prepared our Seder platters - we show them on the monitors - he was the only one who couldn't have even a smidgen of matzah, an important part of the ceremony.)

Matzah is certainly, the opposite of "bread of affliction" for him!

(Hopefully, some new meds show promise to keep his glucose down, and intermittent fasting seems especially effective!)