Have you ever met anyone really mysterious and secretive, like the Loch Ness monster, or Jimmy Hoffa?

If not, what are we to make of this?

Yeah, I was kind of surprised that Osama bin Laden celebrates Christmas.

That's a pretty cool T-shirt, Mark. What's it from? How old are the kidlets now (Can't remember how long it's been since our Spynxx rendevous)? What's your favorite holiday and how do you celebrate it? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Phew, I can't beleive I almost missed my chance to ask these questions.

I got the shirt for making a donation to Music for Everyone, which awards grant money to schools and communities to suport music programs.

Thing 1 will be 13 next Tuesday. Thing 2 is 10, and Thing 3 is seven.

I think my favorite holiday is Halloween. No stress, no family get-togethers, no figuring out the perfect gift or spending a lot of money. Buy candy, eat candy, end of holiday.

As for your last question, I ain't great at math. However, by my calculations, the answer is, "Woodchuck tastes like chicken."