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Meanwhile, in a zoo in Britain

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30 September 2020, 05:44 PM
wtg
Meanwhile, in a zoo in Britain
https://apnews.com/article/wil...11ef9afbbab0382d8fc2


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30 September 2020, 06:19 PM
Steve Miller
I know a lot of jokes about swearing parrots... Smiler


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30 September 2020, 10:14 PM
pianojuggler
The parrot says, "what did the chicken do?"

And do you know the one about the parrot that says "Jesus is watching you"?


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30 September 2020, 10:19 PM
Piano*Dad
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
01 October 2020, 10:06 AM
pianojuggler
Yeah. That one.


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01 October 2020, 12:12 PM
Steve Miller
"It's the butcher! The butcher!"


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