30 September 2020, 05:44 PMwtg
Meanwhile, in a zoo in Britainhttps://apnews.com/article/wil...11ef9afbbab0382d8fc2
30 September 2020, 06:19 PMSteve Miller
I know a lot of jokes about swearing parrots...
30 September 2020, 10:14 PMpianojuggler
The parrot says, "what did the chicken do?"
And do you know the one about the parrot that says "Jesus is watching you"?
30 September 2020, 10:19 PMPiano*Dad
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
01 October 2020, 10:06 AMpianojuggler
Yeah. That one.
01 October 2020, 12:12 PMSteve Miller
"It's the butcher! The butcher!"